My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
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