he puts the penis in happiness.
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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