Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
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