The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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