Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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