I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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