Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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