I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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