there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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