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She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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