is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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