**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I lost my phone so I put sticky notes all over my roommates body asking her to wake me up at 7:00 AM.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
Randomize
