Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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