if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
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