Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
Whoa. I woke up to 10 new text messages. All about bacon.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
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