i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
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