Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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