We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Well, fuck this election. I'm getting drunk, regardless of who wins.
Randomize
