office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
True college students do jello shots in the library
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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