Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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