So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Randomize
