How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Holy shit dude........stairs
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
Randomize
