i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
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