Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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