That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
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