i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Remember that pineapple I soaked in vodka last month? Just found it- nothing is growing on it? Think it's safe?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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