so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
My mouth feels like it's at the dentist but my body feels like it's at the strip club.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
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