I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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