I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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