This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
Randomize