Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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