he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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