What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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