Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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