I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Houston, we have a squirter
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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