If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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