Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
So much Jack, so little girl.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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