Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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