I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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