Having a random hookup so left but love u
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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