all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You told me to remind you that the bruise on your ass is from when you danced on the table at Ziggy's, saw a cop and tried to 'fly away'.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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