Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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