I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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