dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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