She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
This is my gift to your gina
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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