we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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