rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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