I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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