she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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