We're facebook friends in real life
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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