I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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