haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
He was gone for 5 minutes, opened the car door and said, "Don't eat my shit." and dropped Chipotle on the passenger seat. He was gone for another 10 minutes and came back with Coldstone. That stoned.
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