11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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