Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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