O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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