I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I am naked and annoyed.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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