On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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