How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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